Set of TWEETS on #IKbecause
#IKBecause If you spell Imran Khan wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Imran Khan?"
#IKBecause Only Imran Khan can make wind visible.
#IKBecause There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Imran Khan allowed to live
#IKBecause he got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
#IKBecause he doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from BaniGala and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates
#IKBecause only he can cut diamond with his finger.
#IKBecause Whales live in deep oceans.. because they know Imran Khan lives on land. Tsuanama LOLZ.
#IKBecause One nite while sleeping, Imran Khan was mumbling some random numbers... That was how the log table was invented. Genius!
#IKBecause Once Imran Khan was playing cricket, and he hit a six.... Now the ball is called Pluto.
#IKBecause A girl once lost her virginity. Imran Khan brought it back.
#IKBecause Imran Khan knows which came first,the egg or the chicken.
#IKBecause Once a photo of Imran Khan was given to get it xeroxed.... but got 2 xerox machhines.
#IKBecause : Face book, twitter and orkut join Imran today.
#IKBecause One nite while sleeping, Imran Khan was mumbling some random numbers... That was how the log table was invented. Genius!
#IKBecause Once Imran Khan was playing cricket, and he hit a six.... Now the ball is called Pluto.
#IKBecause Once Imran Khan participated in 100 mts race and obviously he won. Light came second.
#IKBecause East India Company left India in 1947, because Imran Khan was supposed to be born in 1952.
#IKBecause Imran Khan knows Victoria's secret.
#IKBecause Imran Khan can handle the truth.
#IKBecause Imran Khan once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
#IKBecause imran Khan doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
#IKBecause Imran Khan leaves messages before the beep.
#IKBecause Bullets dodge Imran Khan.
#IKBecause Imran Khan can build a snowman... out of rain.
#IKBecause Imran Khan once played statue with a lady; the lady became statute of liberty!
#IKBecause Imran Khan once entered a race he came first, second and third.
#IKBecause Imran Khan stared at the sun for hours, the sun then blink.
#IKBecause Imran Khan doesnt pay attention - attention pays him.
#IKBecause Once upon a time, a wild boar got in Imran Khan's way & was pulled up by his nose & thrown 30 miles away.
#IKBecause Imran Khan can answer a missed call. Ayla se pooch lo!
#IKBecause Imran Khan made an IPhone 8G for himself.
#IKBecause It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Imran Khan and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
#IKBecause Imran Khan can make onions cry.
Imran Khan was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied.#IKBecause can only give memory loss.
#IKBecause Imran Khan can piss his name in concrete.
#IKBecause Imran Khan wear sunglasses to protect the sun from his rage.
#IKBecause Even Gajini remembers Imran Khan.
#IKBecause only he can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
#IKBecause >> Basketball-er: "I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours, can U?". Imran: "How the hell do U think the earth rotates?
#IKBecause You will lose the game even though you have "3 aces" ... if the opponent have "1 Imran Khan"
#IKBecause Imran Khan's email id... gmail@IMRANKHAN.com
#IKBecause The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by Imran Khan.
How did Paul Octopus died?? He was asked to predict Imran Khan's death. #IKBecause
#IKBecause Imran Khan wanted to organize a small show for his family and friends and that's how SAF Games came to Pakistan.
#IKBecause Imran Khan runs until the Treadmill gets tired
#IKBecause Imran Khan doesn’t need water supply. He can mix hydrogen and oxygen and produce water whenever he wants.
#IKBecause President is Pakistan citizen no.1...Imran Khan's number is 0
#IKBecause Only Imran Khan knows Choli Ke Peechhe Kya Hai. Ayla Malik ko bhi shayad pta ho :s
#IKBecause Only Imran Khan knows Kaun Banega Crorepati.
#IKBecause Imran Khan cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
#IKBecause Whenever Imran Khan makes an error, it’s an invention. Ask any potian!
#IKBecause Imran Khan has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. Bulldozer!
#IKBecause Imran Khan laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
#IKBecause Imran Khan knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol. Bright!
#IKBecause Alfred Noble is nominated for IMRANKHAN award !
#IKBecause Imran Khan went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he reached USA without visa..!!!
#IKBecause Imran Khan's childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
#IKBecause Imran Khan once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as "Guiness book of world records"
#IKBecause Imran Khan can squeeze orange juice from a banana. credentials!
#IKBecause Imran Khan irons his Pants with those still on.
#IKBecause The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Imran Khan out. They didn't know that Imran Khan can walk through walls.
#IKBecause Only Imran Khan can kiss his own ass.
#IKBecause Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Imran Khan really exists or not. But they are scared anyway.
#IKBecause When Imran Khan dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!!
#IKBecause Imran Khan's bike has semicircular tyres.
#IKBecause When Imran Khan farts, all the girls follow him; choclate!
#IKBecause Once Imran Khan used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace, the building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa.
#IKBecause Imran Khan knows Ek chutki sindur ke kimat... Rs 0.0234355884 Indian Rupee.... favourite country hai na un ka, he knows!
#IKBecause Imran Khan updates his facebook status with a calculator !!